at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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