I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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