Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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