two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
When are your genitals available?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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