I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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