physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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