Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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