I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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