the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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