dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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