i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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