the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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