Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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