She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i love accidental penises.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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