all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize
