He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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