My brain says no but my pants say off.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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