That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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