i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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