I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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