ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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