I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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