I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
there was a trapeze. enough said
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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