just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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