Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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