As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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