I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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