I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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