haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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