so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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