Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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