yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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