now i know why i became what i already was.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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