VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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