Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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