It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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