doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we have pet lesbian snakes
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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