ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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