why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just want nice things and good sex
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Come on in and take your pants off
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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