You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
My liver just had a heart attack.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
