I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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