Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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