and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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