You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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