They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
handjob tips. give me some.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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