He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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