Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He did a backflip because drugs
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