if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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