: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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