so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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