She announced her abortion via fbk
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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