its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
