direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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