census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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