he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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